and you thought there wasn’t any around!
It’s never to early to start shopping for great Christmas gifts for the professional mechanic in your company.
We found these two items of particular interest: Elbow Grease and Blinker Fluid. Two items KaleCoAuto.Com touts so shop mechanics can fix anything that comes their way without complaining.
Here’s Kale’s sales pitch on Blinker Fluid:
“Are you blinkers sluggish? Do they make an annoying ticking noise? Do they not flash fast enough?
Here’s your solution. Little do people know, factory quality blinker fluid should be changed every 150,000 blinks.
Our blinker fluid lasts ten times that. KaleCoAuto high quality synthetic blinker fluid meets the highest DOT standards while not being in the least bit DOT legal! KaleCoAuto blinker fluid provides you with thousands of hours of reliable blinking without the wear and tear on the flash-synchro’s that the other blinker fluids cause.
KaleCoAuto blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity even in the most extreme situations. Why buy that old dino-blinker fluid, when you can get our unique patented synthetic formula?
Satisfaction guaranteed!! For use in any car.“
Of course, the KaleCoAuto website is a front for a custom printing company called Zazzle that specializes in custom stickers, T-shirts, mugs and assorted gag items like the stickers used to “make” the fictional Blinker Fluid.
The cool part is you could buy these stickers (or custom make your own on the Zazzle.com site ) and put them on containers to give as gifts during the season of giving.