College football season is upon us and the Internet is awash in meaningless pre-season polls.
Pre-season football polls mean little to nothing unless your team is at the top. It gives you bragging rights for a few weeks until your team (Florida State in this case) has to defend it.
The polls lack pop; lack sizzle; really anything that makes you say, “that’s cool.”
Based on the USA Today football poll, here’s the HWT Top 10…in equipment haulers.